COVID first-timer Jon Stewart ‘is risen,’ feeling Donald Trump’s ache

Jon Stewart was again on the information desk on Monday’s The Day by day Present after canceling his look final week for well being causes.

“My identify is Jon Stewart, and I’m risen from COVID hell,” he mentioned within the opening moments. “First-timer, didn’t take care of it.”

Then, as seen within the video beneath, Stewart reduce straight to the presidential marketing campaign of former President Donald Trump, which is grappling with Vice President Kamala Harris changing incumbent President Joe Biden on the high of the Democratic ticket within the presidential election.

“We do make enjoyable of Donald Trump sometimes, and with the ribbing and the joshing and the pulling the pants down, and the pointing, however he’s in ache proper now,” Stewart mentioned, earlier than chopping to information stories saying Trump is upset about Harris’ ballot numbers.

“A month in the past, he was mainly already the f—ing president,” Stewart mentioned. “He had cheated loss of life, began a brand new ear accent development.”

The anchor credited Trump with “attempting out some good catastrophizing on Harris,” however then confirmed footage of the previous president utilizing the exact same insults in opposition to Harris that he beforehand used for Biden, together with Trump’s prediction of a inventory market crash, World Warfare III, and the destruction of American suburbia.

“That is only a remix?” the comic requested, incredulously. “Dude, you’ll be able to’t simply discover and exchange Biden with Kamala. That is lazy apocalypse-ing.”

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Preventing Biden is all Trump is aware of, Stewart mentioned. He pretended to get choked up.

“That is unhappy. It’’s like seeing an previous man speaking to an empty spot on the bench. And then you definately notice that is the place his spouse used to take a seat,” he joked. “He would hand over all the things for only one extra second with Crooked Joe.”

Stewart had a solemn message for Trump: “He isn’t coming again.”

As an example his level, Stewart confirmed video of Biden noticed stress-free in a seashore chair this week in Rehoboth, Delaware.

“He is simply sitting there on the seashore, having an Arnold Palmer,” Stewart mentioned. “You’ll be able to hear him sighing over the waves. Does this seem like a person marshaling his forces to take again the nomination — or filming a Corona industrial?”

Stewart is internet hosting the present once more on Mondays via the presidential election on Nov. 5.